teds

Abbreviation for testies
A term used to describe your testicals

kicked in the teds
me teds are sweaty
score teds
swollen teds

by richard lawrie November 23, 2006

teddy bear

being buck ass naked

Like wearing a teddy, but bearing it all

When she showed me her teddy bear, I nearly poked out my own eye.

by UberTank May 24, 2003

Teddying

Teddying- being vary anoying/ thinking that you are the shit. and mainly being a sluty person. or when you just do somthing stupid. when everyone hates you. when you are to nice it gets anoying.

Dude stop Teddying out.. (That "dude" was just saying sorry because you ran into him on purpose) or (just let me do your homework) or (your friend is about to get raped, you go up to the rapist and say stop teddying).

by John Captian Fleury November 19, 2010

tedore1

a bad joke that dallas will not shut up about

dallas: *makes tedore1 joke*
me: SHUT UP

by sussyamogus12345 May 16, 2023

teddy ruffskin

persons with exceptionally rough,dry,itchy,flaky skin

that aint lepracy,its just a bit of teddy ruffskin innit or that teddy ruffskin is a right gimp innit

by SIKKOBAMBERFISHCOK March 25, 2009

Teddy Bagwell

A pseudonym, or fictitious name, adopted by a person for comedic perposes. Usually employed when meeting a person for the first time; if used correctly, can cause uproarious laughter. (incase you didn't get it, its short for T-bag).

Person 1: Hi, i'm person.
Person 2: hi, i'm Teddy Bagwell; but you can call me T-bag for short.

by Sexyranchdressingman February 6, 2009

Monkey Tedious Work

A task that is extremely repetitive and requires no real thought but the task is required over and over again. Something you would give to an intern.

"That task is some monkey tedious work man"

by C-Zep February 18, 2010