side show

An exhibition of speed in Oakland, practiced by extremely stupid people with lots of mush in their mouths.

Hey blood, les go to dat side show.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

Side Chick

the chick on the side of ur girl because she betta in bed but she is not the wifey or the girlfriend just a side plate dont ever fall for your side chick the only thing she gets from u is dick and she cant contact u in anyway

Kim: what is he doin with Felicia i thought deleah was his girl
Matt: no he is wit deleah that is just his side chick Bitch u is stupid

by NYKUH March 4, 2015

Side pitter

A Mosh pitter or Hardcore dancer who stands at the edge of the pit moving a little and wants to dance, but is too much of a pansy to actually go in the pit.

HxC Dancer 1- Dude that kid in the Haste the Day tee shirt is into the music and is moving, why won't he go in the pit?

HxC Dancer 2- Cuz he's afraid he's gonna get his nose broken or something.

HxC Dancer 1- What a side pitter!

by HxC Dancer July 24, 2006

Side-Laws

The parents and relatives of your special person. Not In-laws because you aren't married. And not Out-Laws because they aren't rebels.

The side-laws are driving me crazy. They won't let my boyfriend come out with me.

by Little Olive Tree August 19, 2008

side cock

when your boxers cause you dick and balls to turn to the left or right due to the boxers turning to the left or right.
often leaving an uncomfortable feeling and usually must be fixed immediately.

joey- aww shit man my underwear is causing to have major side cock!
Adam- dude that sucks fix that side cock quick!

by EdgelessFire March 28, 2011

sidebro

if your a woman, and have a boyfriend and are talking to another guy behind your boyfriends back. you are his side chick, he is your side bro.

jack is my sidebro but ronald doesn't know!

by madethisup July 13, 2015

The Side

A place in a parallel universe where everyone's keys eventually end up

"Honey, where's my keys?"
"On the side"

by TMB June 17, 2003