safety

shit that does not exist in the philippines

what the fuck is safety anyways lol

by kidtrovert1 November 6, 2018

Safe

Slang in the 50's, 60's for a condom.

"Is that safe in your wallet still safe to use".

by Resonator December 21, 2018

Safe

Unadventurous, boring, or lackluster in terms of experience.

Intent in brewing adds an astronomically higher chance of a "safe" end product.

by Dcdett January 28, 2019

Safe

1990s slang meaning to be content without something, to decline an offer. Similar to being "all set".

Want to go peek through the windows at the massage parlor?
Nah dude, Im safe. I don't feel like getting arrested today.

by Singlet February 25, 2019

Safety

Safety is the type of good behavior towards a problem. If you where in a sitiuation perhaps a robber is nearby,...safety is the key.

Most Humans don't have this special ability to be safe.

*Unknown Dangerous man* (Goes into a school)- "Hehehe.....i'm officially in the school..."
*Principal* (Speaker) "Everyone....get......to.....safety......"
*Random student* "Whats safety!!??..""
*Teacher* "Safety is key now!"
*Teacher* "Safety means to get security."

by Dictionary.com/;MC-REN-213-C^ March 4, 2019

Safeway Pony

To utterly dominate

They rode us like a kid with a pocket full of pennies on a Safeway Pony.

by davvvo March 4, 2019

safety shaft

A safety shaft is an alternative to a car seat. All you need is a dick and a bit of motivation. When there is no seat available, head for your safety shaft.

Where do I sit?
Use my safety shaft!

by Christinesavoie June 29, 2019