spider man

A naked prank. To preform this prank: 1. get naked; 2. find a commonly used door that is closed; 3. get on the side of the door so it opens away from you; 4. do a hand stand with your feet up agains the door jam with you facing towards it; 5. wait for a person to come through the door; 6. they get a face full of banus!!!!

wow that guy has done the spider man like 4 times and he doesn't even know anyone here. How admirable!!!!

by Sugar Jones May 13, 2005

ROK SPIDER

Gross and abhorrent sexual proclivities. Weaves a disgusting web of misery and despair around young kids. Often prey on their own young causing the innocent child to die slowly on the inside while the spider himself becomes more and more powerful.... that is until the child tells someone. They are inhuman, godless, weak and pathetic examples of the dark side. Dangerous insects that should be eradicated.

Wayne... a 54yo rok spider who has finally become tangled in his own putrid web when his daughter found the strength to report him. HERE'S TO THE ROK SPIDERS NEW LIFE ON THE INSIDE...BEHIND BARS & SOMEONE'S BITCH. SUFFER AS THE CHILDREN SUFFERED.

by ACSA SURVIVOR October 9, 2007

your spider is not correct

your completley off topic

friend1: man did you see that movie with neil patrick harris
friend2:yeah i saw starship troopers
friend1: no your spider is not correct i was talking bout harold and kumar

by threex October 10, 2008

Winona Spider

What Winona Ryder would be if she was an arachnid.

Spider.

"Watch out, Bronson, there's a Winona Spider in your hair!"

by XDavid PolicastroX April 16, 2009

Soilder

A man with hood staus, knows ghetto slang, and known to carry a big d*ck

I need a soilder in my life.

by ebonypride May 13, 2005

Spider-Man

1-A person who shifts like a human joystick when trying to get past another person. Occationally placing his right hand onto the ground for balance.
2-The technique of shifiting left and right when trying to get past a person.

1-JIM: Man, Eugene is like Spider-Man...
2-JIM: Look! Eugene is doing the Spider-Man!

by Alen A. and Igor B. June 18, 2004

Spider box

To surprise someone with a nasty present under the guise of something pleasant, usually with the intention to scare.

-Danny. I got something for you... You know how we got a little naughty at that party last month?
-Oh hell yeah, Jennie! What is it?!
-My pregnancy results!
-Don't fucking give me spider box like that, bitch!

by notRJM April 13, 2009