Champagne lip smack

A champagne lip smack is a procedure a female would use to wake her partner from sleep.

First she must undress completely, then straddle her partners face, putting her lovely labia against his/her peaceful sleeping lips.

Next she pours her favorite champagne down the front of her breasts, allowing the bubbly liquid to flow down, across her labia and in to her partners lips causing them to wake up delighted by the surprise.

"Mom, my husband won't wake up, he keeps sleeping through his alarm."

"Did you try a champagne lip smack honey?"

"That's great advice mom, thank you"

by Dome luver July 31, 2022

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Smack Chloe day

In November you can smack anyone called Chloe emmerson every day

Ooh it’s smack Chloe day

by Ur mum haha November 3, 2019

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Thick Smack

Thick smack is a thing in November is where guys or girls can slap a thick ass

Boy: It's thick smack

Girl: fuck.

by 55Z92j November 4, 2019

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Smack the bean

When the clit is as large as a lima bean and you smack it for sexual pleasure.

I can't wait to get home and smack the bean.

by Whoasking-_- November 5, 2021

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Foopa smack

A foopa (F-at Oo-upper P-ussy A-rea ) Smack occurs when a larger person uses the “below belly button about private parts” to attemp to physically harm or “smack” another person.

-“damn babe, u look fat in that dress”

*person in dress* ...* FOOPA SMACK*

by Foopa goddess September 23, 2021

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