Rayan Shonowo

Rayan is the most sussy fifa player he can never beat his homies like myt and yes gang king yes yes

Rayan Shonowo is so sus

by Yeahjustarandomyes December 30, 2021

Saturday Ryan

When the moon is visible on your hemisphere Saturday takes a hold of Ryan transforming him into Saturday Ryan. Upon transformation Saturday Ryan begins kissing, licking, and seducing everyone around him regardless of gender, age, or race. It can get very inappropriate but limits the use of homophobic slurs.

"Saturday Ryan sucked my ear on Saturday." - Evan M. -23y.o.

by SaturdaysAreForTheBois February 8, 2020

Emma, Ethan, and Ryan

A bunch of underdeveloped fags.

Emma, Ethan, and Ryan you speds get out of the strip club.

by TheirUncleAndBrother November 7, 2018

Ryan

A Ryan is often a male. It is an American name typically given to a Caucasion boy but sometimes given to a Black boy as well. If you are a black boy with the name Ryan, be proud your mother didn't give you a ghetto name. If you have the name Ryan, you are probably very short in height. A Ryan is often athletic and loves sports such as soccer. A Ryan is also very talented in the Fine Arts department. A Ryan is what you would call "A ladies Man." The name Ryan is often used in teenage movies to sterotype the popular jock of their High School.

If you are a white boy that has the name Ryan, you are probably a man whore that loves to party and get drunk. You are the one that will always be seen dating the popular Cheerleaders. However, a white boy name Ryan can also be genuine and knows how to treat his ladies right.
If you are a black boy that has the name Ryan, you probably come from an all white neighborhood and a lot of your friends are probably white and your best friend is probably an Asian. More than likely, you wear glasses and have/had braces.

A Ryan in general is very funny and can be very sarcastic. They are very easy to get along with though and they are amazing listeners. A Ryan is often one of two things: A good eater or a good cooker.

Jimmy: Look mate, who's that short kid that's getting all the ladies?
George: I don't know man but I heard he plays soccer.
Jimmy: I heard he likes to cook.
George: Yeah man! Chicks dig a dude that can cook.
Jimmy: Aw, I wish I can be like a Ryan.

by bow-chica-wow-wow July 1, 2010

Rex Ryan

The get into your face coach, that no matter what, will tell you his fucking opinion and not give two shits about what you think. He led the New York Jets to the AFC Championship game his first year as head coach and was able to berth some greatness. He takes after his father quite well, who was the defensive coordinator for the 1985 Chicago Bears, who went 15-1 and won the Superbowl.

Also, Rex Ryan is a little chubby, making his opinions much more dominant and understanding. If he was a slim fellow, he'd be given much more shit, but they know not to fuck with this guy.

"Did you see that Rex Ryan interview? Fucking greatness. That guy never dissapoints"

by Tokisaurus January 26, 2010

Ryan

Ryan is somewhat of an angelic creature with vury nice teeth :D.

he smells fabulous.
he smells like angels descended from above and graciously pissed on his wardrobe for a feirce, but inviting smell.

usually, loves food.

and always falls for "not so tall" asians with a cute smile.

Ryan................

by ryan did nots write this ;) October 12, 2008

Ryan Doran

1. Refers to the constant state of the glass being half empty 2. A pure pessimist.

Brendan, "I have been listening to this guy talk all day about the world seemingly coming to an end. It's driving me up the wall!"
Mike, "Man that guy is so Ryan Doran."

by gibbylax13 October 10, 2011