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Poodernanny

''oh gee willickers! that there Mayfield is one HELL of a Poodernanny!''
by Not Ray cause he's dumb June 29, 2025
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Poofer

Take a rip of weed in your anus. Hold it for your partner and when ready, the other party sucks the hit of weed from the smoker's anus.
Hey girl, you want to get toasted and hit this "Poofer?"

or

Why don't we get experimental and try some "Poofers" but please clean yourself before we do this.
by B-Raunchy August 23, 2025
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Polterwife

A wife that cannot cook, clean or care for children, but "Haunts" the family creating a fear and anxiety in the home.

A ghost wife resides in a home, unable or unwilling to leave, who makes demands, but cannot physically move objects herself.

Similar to a poltergeist, responsible for certain physical disturbances such as loud noises and objects thrown around.
"The girl screamed in terror as she saw the polterwife throw the chair across the room."

"Even though the polterwife had never hurt a soul, the loud wailing frightened the husband and children."
by Mars22581 October 9, 2025
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Polterwife

A wife that cannot cook, clean or care for children, but "Haunts" the family creating a fear and anxiety in the home.

A ghost wife resides in a home, unable or unwilling to leave, who makes demands, but cannot physically move objects herself.

Similar to a poltergeist, responsible for certain physical disturbances such as loud noises and objects thrown around.
"The girl screamed in terror as she saw the polterwife throw the chair across the room."

"Even though the polterwife had never hurt a soul, the loud wailing frightened the husband and children."
by Mars22581 October 9, 2025
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Pooger

Just the word Pogger, but simply just better. Instead of describing something as “epic” or “cool”, it describes it as unbelievably monumental. Beware, this word should only be used sparingly, as you could give someone a whopping 45 heart attacks if you describe an event containing it due to its immense power.
Person A: yo bro, guess what
Person B: what
Person A: i just won a game on clash
Person B: HOLY SHIT!! THATS SO POOGER!!
Person A: I KNOW RIGHT!! (mega knights all over the place)
by korvthetorch December 23, 2025
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Pooger

a word that is used to describe something that is so unbelievably inconceivably epic that it gives someone an estimated 53 heart attacks due to how powerful the word is
person A: holy shit, i won a came of clash
person B: holy pooger bro, thats so cool
person A: *dies*
person B: what
by korvthetorch December 24, 2025
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Ahab-pooner

A guy who will go to the ends of degradation to fuck more chicks than his friends, usually while drunk, i.e. nailing a big white fat-lass, munter, or land-monster, with absolutely no visible signs of remorse for at least three months.

This is only as offensive as his friend's find it, as beauty is in the eye of the beholder...
Dude, you believe ****** tagged that land-monster from the club?

Dude is a AHAB-POONER!!

Not cool. lol
by Locus0mega October 27, 2010
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