cell phone

A device that is very handy in getting help if you run out of gas on the road, lost, crash, etc. Of course, now all stupid fuckoff people have one and oh say... have it ring during Advance Physics and having the professor cancel class and missing important notes which could have been useful on the final because the stupid fucker wouldn't leave when the professor told her to.

Cell phones are great for 2-5 minute conversations every week or so but not ALL the time. God fucking people with cell phones piss me off.

by sdasdsadsadas May 28, 2006

Windows Phone 7

A next-gen mobile OS from the techno giant Microsoft. It has been called "revolutionary, new-age, perfect consumer device", and has been said to be giving Apple a run for their money.

Jeff: I just got a Windows Phone 7 device.

Janet: Really can I see it.

Jeff: Yeah.

Janet: This is SO cool.

by hitRECordjoe September 11, 2010

Phog

A non-existent creature made up when I was stoned one day. Is a cross between a telephone and a canine.

"You are a complete idiot."

by Mr. Stab July 2, 2004

phone sex

When 2 people who are usually not being honest about what the look like, converse in a sexual manner over the telephone. Most often acted out by over-weight women and really ugly men who say they're "hot" but in fact...are "not".

"Hi baby, I'm 5'5, 125 with long blonde hair and green eyes. I'm laying here on my bed with the phone in one hand and my dildo in the other..would you like to have phone sex?"

by CPK4Life August 14, 2006

AT&T go-phone

Ghetto pre-paid phone service for broke mothafuckas that sling crack rocks for a living with 10 kids. Public aid is NOT an acceptable form of payment at this time!!!

Sup cuz...I jus dun got hooked up on this to go phone shit right herrr...they callin me!!

by Pitbull69 July 23, 2008

phone

A way to blow someone off, without them knowing what the fuck you are talking about.

You might have to phone me on that one.

by 1-800-Phone-Me December 9, 2002

after sex phone call

Call made to tell significant other you just nailed (got nailed by) someone other than them.

"Hi honey, just lettin you know I just banged -insert name- and well they screw better bye.

by Jester December 24, 2002