Lay a patch

To take an enormous shit in a hurry.

I laid a patch.

I will lay a patch.

Did you lay a patch?

I need to lay a patch, I will be right back.

Fred: "Yo! I forgot to wipe my ass after laying a greasy ass patch."

Dave: "Damn dude. Did you use your hands?"

Fred: "Hell no, I used your mothers bed sheets."

by MRT7776GKK December 30, 2010

peaches

A nice person, replacing Hun or Honey.
NOT refuring to tim lanners.

Matt: hey peaches
Holly: hey peaches
Taylor: hey peaches
Daryl: hey peaches
Hans: hey peaches
Jake: hey peaches
Jon; ...
Erik: ...
TIMMY : rawrr you guys are such peachesss
Everyone: we all hate tim.
Tim:no everyone hates daryl
everyone: no we think we hate youuuu tim.

Daryll's the peaches

BYE THE WAYYY, Peaches are Wicked Crispy

by Daryl Hart March 22, 2008

Peach Crisp

Very easy dessert with wholesome granola and oats for the topping. Not too sweet for those who prefer natural peach flavors. Good peaches make the difference, but you can use canned. Serve warm with fresh whipped cream

I made Peach Crisp for dinner tonight.

by Nightfox07 March 8, 2009

peach dwarf

a chode like penis with an unproportionatly large head

chick1: was he big?
chick2: well he was kind of a peach dwarf

by gunny123 March 14, 2010

Peaches&KiWi

The ultimate signature of eternal love. The one to beat the odds.. and live happy forever. Never doubt it. Just envy it.

Those guys.. fucking Peaches&KiWi-esque... epic <3

by Jack the Fruitastic Bear September 13, 2010

PeachFlame

Not being up front, being scornful or vengeful.
being a little BITCH when it comes to handling situations ... SPEAK FROM YOUR CHEST
being the reason you now hate your ex

You know when a girl just sighs, like unnecessarily the whole time killing the vibe of the night with no real intention of telling you whats wrong ... yah you a peachflame

by petey black April 18, 2013

peaches

A non explicit way to refer to a bitch

There's a lot people up in this club!!
Yeah, but where are all the peaches!

by Floyd Noodles April 12, 2015