Pear Tongue

Kiwi portmanteau of Pete Tong and pear shaped - both meaning "wrong".

It's gone a bit pear tongue.

by Mac Hitchen January 8, 2021

parlo moment

For when some one does something so dumb the entire universe cringes, everything that has existed, will exist cringes with you as you see the stupidity of the parlo moment.

That was a parlo moment

by PhilSwift42069 March 26, 2021

Pear-shaped-having ass

A term used to describe the shape of one’s body, particularly a woman’s. One who possesses a pear-shaped-having ass will have wide, fatty hips, which gradually slopes inwards towards the top of the torso, hence “pear.” A pear-shaped-having ass body can also be resembled to that of a ‘truncus’ function in geometry.

“What in the pear-shaped-having ass?! That overly large woman has the physique of a plump pear!”

by gary69_ March 28, 2023

Peagle

A mythical creature, cross between a Panther and an Eagle

Did you hear about the Peagle in Arlington Texas yesterday?

by LR88 April 21, 2023

Tinkle Parlour

1. A room in a public place or one's home where you take a tinkle.
2. A Toilet

'I'm off to the Tinkle Parlour, back in a sec!'

by The Ginger Mister October 24, 2008

Velvet pear

slang term for a male scrotum, especially one that isn't too hairy and is pear shaped i.e. two lobes on the bottom ascending to a graceful neck where the penis is attached

Ooh, honey, when I got a look at that velvet pear, I just had to go down on him!

by The (Real) Great Western Satan November 20, 2009

Alabama Pear Tree

verb. to stick pointy objects in people's asshole in the dark

That Alabama Pear Tree really surpised me at the party.

by The Llama tickle January 7, 2012