Cum dump

During sex you dump your girlfriend right after you cum on her or inside her

Bro, me and Jessica ain't together anymore because I cum dumped her yesterday....... after we got done having sex I shot my load on her and said : we should start seeing other people

by Anonymous-person August 26, 2022

Auto Dump

When you are in a relationship with someone and they tell you something less than appealing and you dump them on the spot

Marie told Steve that she was pregnant so he auto dumped her

by PDXBengalsfan81 November 27, 2010

Stress Dump

When you're so stressed out/pissed off that your body instantaneously voids everything that was in it. Solids, liquids, and if you're lucky maybe even a little foam. They're sudden, scary, and smell like hot death.

Arguing with the ex about the kids caused me to stress dump.

by honky barfly February 3, 2015

Visor Dump

Performing a corpse hump over the face of a dead opponent while blowing a raspberry in the mic, making it sound like you took a dump on their face.

Timmy "oh no im dead and he is going to corpse hump me"

John "No timmy, I shit on your face with my Visor Dump PHRRRRRRRPP"

by Elohelae September 29, 2009

Gradient Dump

When you take a dump and it goes from solid state to liquid dump.

I just took a crazy gradient dump today. It started out as a clean sweap, but then it turned into a liquid dump.

by Sineo January 16, 2009

Wet dump

A wet dump is when ejeculate drips from a woman's vagina in one great blob onto the clothing of her partner, or other nearby party (sleeping or awake).

"Oh shit, that girl you had last night did a wet dump on my shirt, gross".

by Cumchugger June 9, 2017

dump schedule

what time you take a dump every day. Usually changes every year for some strange reason, but the time you dump is always consistent

Me: ugh, i hate my dump schedule this year, i always have to go at 6:30 AM, and thats when im on the bus.

Friend: that sucks, my dump schedule is right at my lunch break so i have it easy

by palabra up October 16, 2010