Definitions by CJMO

sphincternoodle

Double whammy def: used as a NICE word to describe someone who gets easily annoyed, and/or usually behaves like a complete ahole. Or, it could be used to describe the act of someone being annoyed.

J: oh, that Tom is such a sphincternoodle.
C: yeah, he's got his sphincternoodle all in a twist.

sphincternoodle by CJMO November 10, 2008

No, J'ou? 

It's the only answer to J'eat yet?

Question: Hey, J'eat yet?
Answer: No, J'ou?

No, J'ou? by CJMO November 10, 2008

umbilical dump 

It's when you don't have to take a dump for days, then you visit your parents house, and you MUST take a dump. Even adult children are unaware this is happening but it's definitely umbilically connected. An umbilical dump.

Child: Hey Ma, I feel an umbilical dump coming on.
Ma: Oh shit, I have to clean the skidmarks out of the toilet again?? Another umbilical dump.

umbilical dump by CJMO November 10, 2008

snow snake 

This is what will crawl up your ass in the dead of winter if you have to take a shit outside, especially in New England.

Parent to child: don't go to the bathroom outdoors in winter, or a snow snake could crawl up your butt.

Man, I gotta take a dump but I'm afraid a snow snake will crawl up my ass!

snow snake by CJMO November 9, 2008

blingo

When you finally find that piece of jewelry you've been looking for. Combination of bling and bingo.

Look at that necklace! Blingo!

blingo by CJMO November 23, 2006