Cunt-Muffin

Noun

Variation of the word cunt, but used in a more playful way. And more so amongst girls than guys.

-Trademarked by Zeea Darling

Girl 1: Can I have some skittles?

Girl 2: Hell no! Get your own, Cunt-Muffin!

by Zeea Darling August 25, 2009

muffin the mule

rape cunnilingus, or cunnilingus against the will

Oi kev, stop that at once! muffin the mule is strictly illegal

by theWestHamfan October 26, 2003

fluffy muffin

when a man sticks his penis in a woman's vagina an sticks his hand in the vagina and starts masterbateing in side her

taylor loves it when garret gives her a fluffy muffin because of her strechy vagina

by adreainizzl June 21, 2010

Thunder Muffin

The fat roll around a "VERY" large waisted woman's stomach.

I was at this buffet the other night and this fat chick turned around too fast and hit me with her thunder muffin.

by Thunder Malone, Otis Adams July 29, 2012

muffin head

A name used by very sheltered people, or people that are trying to cover up for what bad language they just used.

Oh you stupid fu-i mean muffin head.

by shithole May 12, 2003

love muffin

vagina, women get them for free and men have to pay a bloody fortune just to see one.

man can't resist pouring a large helping of monkey custard onto a fresh warm love muffin

by warbob May 24, 2006

scraggle muffin

an unattractive girl with terrible dead ends and un-proportioned facial features; an ugly plain jane; nothing special to look at with a decent body

did you see my ex with that scraggle muffin?

by LNB December 23, 2007