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masturbatory collateral

An unnecessary piece of printed material (often expensive and elaborate) created solely to inflate someone's corporate ego or impress business partners.
Frank: Did you see that $150K brochure Bob had made?
Bill: Yeah, it didn't even have any decent info in it.
Frank: Just another expensive piece of masturbatory collateral.
by Mirmaid Blue December 23, 2009
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Matturbate

Violently and chronicly masturbating to the point when your right, or left arm gets so engorged that you are able to bench press your own house.
One who is able to win a fist fight against a gorrila with only thier matturbate arm.
by Gsteven June 20, 2010
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masturbation

The thing that no one will do for you... Touch your privates.
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by purplegirl11111 November 4, 2017
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Device masturbation

noun; the act of being on an internet enabled device for no reason other than the pleasure of oneself.
"There's been a lot of device masturbation, if you will, and it needs to stop. I know your just updating your Facebook 15 times a minute, and there is no reason for it." My history professor.
by Crazybmws September 22, 2011
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assisted masturbation

The act of having another individual whack you off, can be of the male or female variety.
Person 1: Dude! My girl hit me up with some assisted masturbation
Person 2: Noice!
by therealOGmexican July 26, 2016
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National Masturbation Day

April 19th, national jerk off day for everyone!

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"Hey Brianna, it's national masturbation day tomorrow!"
by Gloul April 16, 2021
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macsterbater

someone who uses their mac to repeadetly masterbate
sometiems using porn, sometimes not
Tom " Ed is such a macsterbater, he jacks off to his mac book pro all the time."

Mike" Yah i went over to his house yesterday and he wasn't even jacking off to any porn
by turmanjidurk May 18, 2010
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