In today's world, anyone can make up a holiday (i.e., Kwanzaa).
It has thus been declared that from this day on, April 2 will be known as National Jerk Off Day. Males of all ages should beat off on this day to their dick’s content! (Just because they can)
It has thus been declared that from this day on, April 2 will be known as National Jerk Off Day. Males of all ages should beat off on this day to their dick’s content! (Just because they can)
by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009
December 1st is a holiday for all the brave boys and men who fought through their urges throughout No Nut November! It’s a celebration of what they accomplished and what they will do during Destroy Dick December!
National Jerk Off Day is on December 1st! A celebration of what’s accomplished during No Nut November!!
by FlareHC October 18, 2019
December 23rd, national jerk off day. Go wank a quick one and get that dopamine rush!
Release it the day before Christmas Eve!
Release it the day before Christmas Eve!
Phil: I don’t know what to do, I’m so bored
Ricco: Bro?! Don’t you know today is national jerk off day?
Phil: OMG! I must go to jerk off now. Thanks for telling me
Ricco: No problem man!
Ricco: Bro?! Don’t you know today is national jerk off day?
Phil: OMG! I must go to jerk off now. Thanks for telling me
Ricco: No problem man!
by SavvySpanishMan October 3, 2021
On March 9 is when we go ham. I made it on March 9th because it’s the 69th day of the year. Good luck boys.
Friend) Are you participating in March 9
Me) Of course who isn’t participating in National Jerk Off Day.
Me) Of course who isn’t participating in National Jerk Off Day.
by AFrickenGenius November 17, 2019
by hahahimgay April 12, 2018
November 18th is jerk off your homie day. Get going with the homies or a homie and have a good time ! Also it’s an automatic no homo
by Yuh-yuh-heee November 18, 2020
On October 14th, this national holiday will be a free day to please yourself. This is the one time of year to masturbate, unless you're a sinner.
It's national jerk off day!! Finally!!
by peepeepoopooman420 October 11, 2022