Johnson County Kansas

A county in Kansas where wanna-be's who have no other claim to fame try to impress others by saying, "I'm from Johnson County". Makes no difference whatsoever that the person may be poor as crap or redneck as anything, they think that being from JOCO is the be-all-end-all. Maybe one day they will realize they are still from KANSAS!!!

I'm uneducated, don't have a pot to pee in, but I'm from Johnson County Kansas. Be impressed.

I live in Johnson County Kansas. I am a loser and have to tell people where I live in hopes of impressing them.

by Glad I got out of there! July 15, 2011

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1) Any "get together" of human primates where alcohol is involved, and there is a nearly complete lack of female human primates.

2) More generally, a social gathering that the person using the term does or did not find pleasurable.

This expression was conceived on the patio of a bar in Sudbury, Ontario, Canada called "Cactus Pete's". A friend of the inventor's commented that this bar sucked, and why did we always go there? The inventor of the word (henceforth referred to as me), exclaimed, "Yeah, this place is a sausage fest. No, wait, it's worse. This is, like, a sausage factory, where they manufacture the meatiest and juiciest sausages, like Johnsonville Brauts!...This place is fucking Johnsonville!"

by uncle_class January 26, 2004

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