east jessamine middle school

East Jessamine Middle School was founded by nazis. its in hell but hell is shaped like a kentucky hole thing in that place thats like under canadad.It is run by drill sargent bill who is evil & fingers children named freddy. he picks it. he blows it.DSB (drill sargent bill) sucks (it) & after a hard days work of blowing/fingering children he goes 2 ur house & does ur mom. and then your sister. & sometimes the family pet. but if your lucky he just gives you a lolly pop. Strangers have the best candy though, not dsb. it will all be over soon, my pet, cause soon all the children will unite against dsb as like 800 or so kenny mcCormicks and like die and then he wont hav freddys to finger so he can die cause he will no longer hav a purpose in life.

sarah can type in the dark. because she learned it at ejms.

by agent smith July 3, 2004

Jessica Alba

She started acting at the tender age of 12 and her acting career progressed into starring roles such as "Honey". She is also a model and has braced the covers of many reconized magazines. Known for her sweet smile killer body and seductive innocent charm with a dash of the gurl next door personality she is the dream type of girlfriend thousands of guys could only hope and wish for.

GUY1: God that Jessica Alba is hot.
GUY2: Jessica who?
GUY3: Jessica Alba you homo.
GUY4: Youre a gaylord if you dont know who she is.

by Lexxy5 February 10, 2008

Jessica

The name of a trifling ass hoe that ruined the life of Anthony Nguyen, a YouTuber from the channel The Crazy Gorilla. According to The Crazy Gorilla, this term is synonomous to bitch, cunt, trick, whore, slut, puta, and anything negative in life.

Note: You can have the name Jessica and still not have symptoms of being a "Jessica."

The date was going well until she started being a Jessica.

Nothing on the study guide was on the test; my professor is such a Jessica!

Fuck you, Jessica.

by fuck_jessica June 4, 2017

jessica jaded

a pornstar-esque name fit for a girl with high aspirations of fame and fortune.

jessica jaded is going straight to the top.

by jaia December 31, 2007

Jessica's Ladder

Nipples in excess half an inch that have more than one piercing.

Damn those are long nipples. They'll hold a nice Jessica's Ladder.

by Matt and Trey September 2, 2009

Jessica Ann

Jessica Ann's are usually nerdy with a really smart brain and wears thongs and bright bras to school

"Who's that girl with a bright bra under her white shirt?"

"It must be a Jessica Ann "

by Caitlin Wright May 14, 2016

JESSI

someone who has no butt, but acts like one everyday. she will become addicted to bouncy balls and then if she loses her favorite ball, she will cry. she loves dogs, and burned marshmallows that get stuck to the bottom of a bowl that doesn't go in the dishwasher. she LOVES to bite people's feet while they are sleeping. overall, she is a nice and very pretty girl

*fart*
"that was my fish" -jessi
"oh that is such a typical jessi thing to do" -person

by coco bean :)) December 4, 2016