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shiny-happy

A so-called "normal" person who shuns the feelings the rest of us have, stigmatizes our solutions, and would take away our right to self-terminate, calling us selfish or immature or incapable of deciding our own destinies.
He was totally going to bleed to fruition, but some shiny-happy found him and called 911. Now he'll be in therapy making other shiny-happies feel good about themselves.
by ASH September 20, 2004
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happy naked

A person who is happy when naked.
Sam is SOO Happy Naked!
by Jaymi Midget June 12, 2004
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Happy Trail

The trail that blondes use to find a mans penis
Blonde: But Jim, where is your penis?
Guy: See this hair? It is my happy trail and it leads you to it..
Blonde: Oh, OKAY!!
by TheKlepDawg007CoolGuy June 10, 2011
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happy stick

a cigarette containing weed which is also laced with another drug.
Hey, lets smoke some happy sticks.
by smartypants October 6, 2004
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Hairy Gremlin

1. Accidentally putting your hairy big toe in another guys butthole, therefore getting a little poop under the nail. It is only a Hairy Gremlin if the toe is hairy, otherwise it would be the Hairless Gremlin.
While Nigel and I were mountain biking, he went off a jump and accidentally gave me a Hairy Gremlin. His toe smelled like beef stew for 3 weeks.
by Paulo "The Drip" Laccastria November 8, 2006
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Happy Meal

When a McDonald's drive-thru cashier ejaculates on the face of the driver of a car while yelling "HAPPY MEAL."
Angus began to vigerously masterbate when the driver ordered, then delivered a Happy Meal.
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hairy gates

Scientifically speaking, the labia majora. Also known as meat curtains.
Man, it took so long to get her panties off, I never thought I'd get through the hairy gates.
by Danny Seven November 10, 2004
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