Half slipped nob

When your inside him with protection, and you pull out real quick half your raw nob is out of the condom

He’s pregnant because I accidentally got a half slipped nob

by Dirty Nob January 11, 2020

Half Kosher

When a Jew will eat non Kosher meat like beef and chicken, but won't eat a non kosher animal like pork or prawns. Something secular Jews do as they think it's better than fully breaking kosher, when in reality there's no difference.

Don:Hey Emily would you like some of my ham and cheese sandwich?

Emily: No Don! I can't have that! It's not kosher!
Don: Erm, Emily you do know that sandwich you're eating is non kosher chicken right?
Emily: Yeah but I eat non kosher meat, just not non kosher animals.
Don: So you're half kosher.

by mrperson123 February 14, 2020

Half-a-mara

A half-marathon.

My friend got up at 3:30 so she could run the Princess half-a-mara.

by pmd February 23, 2020

Half-Popped Popcorn

The true superior form of popcorn, according to Jaiden Animations.

If you've never taken the time to eat the Half-Popped Popcorn at the bottom of the bowl, you're missing out.

by It'sTheDKrazy July 7, 2020

Half a g

To illustrate Half of a gram of product, Usually illicit drugs.

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Ex.
Damn she snorted half a g like it was nothing

by Genesisgothic December 20, 2020

halesworth

A fuckin shithole

Guy :halesworth is shit

Guy 2 : yes

by Christmas hater 55 December 24, 2020

half serious

50% serious. Misunderstood. Serious and kidding simultaneously. Extraterrestrial soul. A madman's 'thought experiment' was simply just a thought. You decide your own level of involvement. Where are the words??? Ambivalent. Lukewarm. Outcast, weirdo, creep, misfit, loner, etc. Inability to conform. Impractical emotion. Not grounded. Lack of Earth signs in an Astrological Natal chart. am always half serious most people are either being serious or not. If being serious was a high school class a half serious person would always have a failing grade. Thoughts and feelings equally. Half(baked)Serious(stoned). Calm down I was only being half serious!!! Serious about being half serious. Nothing left to do laugh at the absurdity of everything. Invent your own meaning because I'm tired and others misinterpret everything I write or say anyways.

Don't get too emotional I am only half serious.

by 0zero0zero0zero0fun February 21, 2021