Fanny Pat 

noun

A person who possesses the perfect balance of geekiness and self-confidence to wear a fanny pack. Most Fanny Pats are gay, although the odd one may be straight or a-sexual.

Dude, check out that Fanny Pat! He's wearing a buffalo helmet, a rolled-up t-shirt and low-cut jean shorts!

Fanny Pat by Tootsie613 January 15, 2011

fannybatter 

The lubricating fluid that is secreted, or in the more impressive cases actually squirted, from the vagina prior to, during and after sexual congress.

She comes so much I thought I was going to drown in her fannybatter.

fannybatter by Cutaway August 17, 2004

Fanny Phantoms 

Where a woman has not had any action for so long that ghosts have started to haunt her feminine area.

Yo Momma so old she got her some fanny phantoms

Fanny Phantoms by Dead & I Love It January 15, 2007

Fanny like Mary Poppins' bag 

A fanny which appears smaller on the outside than the inside. A very perceiving growler. A very spacious vagina.

Thought she was a standard one but nahh she had a fanny like Mary Poppins' bag

Fanny like Mary Poppins' bag by Barry Shaazaaam November 4, 2010

Fanny Kiss 

1. Cunnilingus (UK)
2. Rimming (US)
3. When a girl lowers her wet pussy onto a mirror and leaves a smeared print of her pussy (UK)
4. When a girl sits on your face when you are asleep (UK)
5. When an ass is lowered onto your face whilst you are asleep (US)

Lie back darling and I want to give you a fanny kiss (UK)

Bring that brownstar here girl you in for a prime time fanny kiss (US)

Pauline was so hot she fucked her mirror and licked up her imprinted fanny kiss with wanton fucklust

Jeromy was awoken with the hot steamy smell of ripe pussy as Gloria gave him a morning fanny kiss (UK)

Brad was shaken out of his slumber with darkness pervading his consciousness and the taste of ass on his tongue - Hilary had just performed the perfect fanny kiss (US)

Fanny Kiss by BumcumberBudoola November 5, 2010

FANNY SWIPER 

A dress so short that it swipes the female genitailia leaving nothing to the imagination, thus known as a fanny swiper!!

Emma and Layla wore there fanny swipers into the valley the dirty bitches

"wow that's a short dress!!" "thanks, it's my new fanny swiper do you like it?"

FANNY SWIPER by pusicat January 3, 2011

Fannyflockers 

A group of men or women who appreciate a fantastic flangepatch

Aye up Sam, knickers on here come the Fannyflockers

Fannyflockers by SirGreg January 7, 2017