falking

stalking people via facebook

Alae is a falker and has been falking that guy Nick all year.

by Sean Armistead October 21, 2007

Fucking love

love is the most amazing feeling ever.
But it hurts.
It hurts because the person you love doesn’t love you back.
It hurts because you were expecting to be happy after saying *i like you*
but you’re worse than before.
It hurts because you thought something and it happened the other way.

Now it hurts more when I say I LOVE YOU because I know you don’t feel it the same way.

And I’m doing this word in Urban Dictionary for you, hope you don’t realize that is me.

Is just wanna say that I love you and I’m sorry.

This fucking love hurts.
But I can’t change your mind.
I just want you to be happy, don’t worry about me.

by Sksksks hydroflask August 14, 2019

un fucking believable

1) exclamation regarding something that should not have been possible to do.
2) exclamation concerning or referring to something which is impossibly astounding and/or astoundingly impossible.

Did you see the size of that guys smegma? Un-Fucking-Believable.

by Opus May 4, 2003

I'm fucking done.

When you are through with something or someone so retarded, that saying "I'm done" itself isn't enough. If you didn't get that, then I'm fucking done.

John: How do you type 'd' backwards?
Robert: It's called 'b'.

John: How did you do that?

Robert: I'm fucking done.

by KaiDestinyz April 23, 2016

fucking fat-ass

Someonr who doesn't recognize their own state of being overweight. They generally tend to get in the way inadvertently, not noticing they haves pilled over into one's personal space.

Look at that fucking fat-ass, he's taking up the entire couch!

by G.H. October 10, 2005

ape fucking

An occurence of intense copulation between a human being and a primate, followed by cackling and tongue-waggling from the human copulator.

The world record for ape fucking is one. One ape.

by Scattergories July 20, 2008

Just fucking

Just having casual sex with no emotions or feelings involved!

He has a main girl, so me and him are just fucking!

by HenryWilshire February 8, 2018