Gradient Dump

When you take a dump and it goes from solid state to liquid dump.

I just took a crazy gradient dump today. It started out as a clean sweap, but then it turned into a liquid dump.

by Sineo January 16, 2009

imperial dump

The Dump of the EpC.

I'm gonna drop an IMPERIAL dump on you homie.

Please, Elite Pharoah-Cleric, bless me with your Imperial Dump which I shall embrace with my mouth wide open.

by Elite Pharoah-Cleric January 29, 2005

Wet dump

A wet dump is when ejeculate drips from a woman's vagina in one great blob onto the clothing of her partner, or other nearby party (sleeping or awake).

"Oh shit, that girl you had last night did a wet dump on my shirt, gross".

by Cumchugger June 9, 2017

Stress Dump

When you're so stressed out/pissed off that your body instantaneously voids everything that was in it. Solids, liquids, and if you're lucky maybe even a little foam. They're sudden, scary, and smell like hot death.

Arguing with the ex about the kids caused me to stress dump.

by honky barfly February 3, 2015

dump schedule

what time you take a dump every day. Usually changes every year for some strange reason, but the time you dump is always consistent

Me: ugh, i hate my dump schedule this year, i always have to go at 6:30 AM, and thats when im on the bus.

Friend: that sucks, my dump schedule is right at my lunch break so i have it easy

by palabra up October 16, 2010

prohumpitty dump

reeaally really bigg or fat

my friend josh is so prohumpitty dump

by shmabul January 20, 2010

hori dump

when ya take a shit so big, it feels like a maori crawled out of ya bum hole

dude: "bro i just took a steamy hori dump"
dude2: "i hope it hurt bro"

by deluka November 6, 2010