Doning

chinese pronunciation of the term of affection "darling".

Doning, can you pass me a dumpling.

by Jeff, Will, and Shih-Chien January 27, 2008

Dry Docking

Performing anal sex with little or no lubrication.

Trisha's ass hurt bad enough that she had to leave work early because she had engaged in a bout of dry docking the night before.

by lutheria March 23, 2011

Doing Work

Another term for masturbating.

Cliff: Hey, where's Ross?
Trevor: Probably home, doing work.
Cliff: But I thought he worked at... Ohhhhhhhh.

by imacat_meow August 25, 2007

Dry Docking

With cruel intention, locate the primary toilet's water knob and continue to shut off the toilet's water supply. Quickly follow with a series of flushes to throughly drain the toilet's bowl and tank of any remaining water. Quickly take a shit, thus leaving your brown orphans behind to be discovered.

"Life's a Bitch," thought Johnny as he was Dry Docking into the Hotel's now empty toilet.

by D Asia August 6, 2006

star docking

To defecate into another's vagina.

Billy pressed his anus against Mary's open vagina. Billy cared a lot about Mary, so he wanted to make sure that the seal would be air-tight. Billy began pushing the feces out of his sphincter, while gently kissing the back of Mary's neck. Billy liked to imagine that his anus was a spaceship, and that Mary's vagina was also a spaceship, and that Billy's feces was passengers and cargo being transmitted from inside one spaceship to another. Mary liked to imagine the same thing. Mary cooed lovingly as Billy squeezed all of his feces into Mary's vagina. Billy was pretty sure that he was in love with Mary. Mary felt the same way about Billy. Billy and Mary could be observed star docking about 17 times a week on average.

by user_corrupt December 15, 2011

space docking

This involves 2 people. One person takes a big long poop and wraps it in plastic wrap. Then you put it in the freezer. When frozen, take out and insert into the other's anus!

Eddie loves space docking with Mike

by King Flump April 10, 2003

doring

a mixture between boring and dull. Used when the dpeaker cannot decide which is more accurate.

"I saw dear John this weekend it was incredibly doring."

by Phatphredd February 9, 2010