Condometer

A gauge on a scale of 1 to 10, used to judge how necessary the use of a condom is.

1 in 3 of all men have fed her the business; I would say shes bout a 9! On the condometer!

by Matt Tim Ryan 17 September 21, 2009

condometron

when a boy and a girl gets started and then the boy ruins the moment by saying "wait let me get a condom on"

girl: lets get down to business
boy: *puts in*
girl&boy get started
boy: wait let me put a condom on!
girl: OH MY GOD! YOUR SUCH A CONDOMETRON!

by nigelbabynigel June 28, 2011

condomplating

-thinking about which kind or what type of condom to use before any act of sexual activity.

Before I went into her bedroom, I was condomplating about what would be best suited for her pleasure.

by CBudd$ November 4, 2012

condomplating

To think whether or not to wear a condom before sex.

Girl: So we're gonna practice safe sex right?
Guy: I'm condomplating.

by blackcatbone April 10, 2016

Condomplate

When you're trying to decide if you should wear a rubber.

I just met her last night so let me condomplate for a minute.

by kissesfromcali August 10, 2016

Condoming

To tactfully use condoms in a non traditional manner, by unraveling them out, and placing them around someone's home, garden, work as a means of humor.

Damm, you guys must have been condoming forever. When I got home from work my room was littered with condoms.

by Sriracha Jo May 23, 2016

Condomplating

The next step after contemplating coitous: raw or nah?

Effboy: “Yo I got her in the bedroom bro, I’m condomplating a rubber or nah”

Dudebro: “Nah fam you don’t want no kids it ain’t worth it”

Effboy: “You right”

by Gthesavagebear October 13, 2017