Brandon Cubley

awesome guy that loves metal. has long hair and can play guitar very well. often optimistic. doesn't love easily, but when he does it's usually for a long time.

Dude, Brandon Cubley has to be the best friend any one could every have!!

by !cubley! May 22, 2011

brandon curse

This is what you call falling in love with a farmer.

Man you went to Texas and met that farmer and got the brandon curse

by Puppppy123 January 31, 2017

brandon middleton

The best boyfriend ever

Wow Brandon Middleton is the love of my life

by Minxisdead March 29, 2017

brandon hernes

Somebody that can’t take mirror selfies and says bet after every sentence.

You see that guy on Snapchat posting mirror selfies with the caption “I can’t take mirror selfies 😭😭” and replying to everyone saying “bet” he’s a real Brandon Hernes

by Ideate May 9, 2018

brandon deel

slutty bitch ass nigga wit a gold toof

brandon deel is chicken shit

by JD Horn May 14, 2018

Brandon McCarthy

To smoke a joint whilst perfoming sexual intercourse position 69. This is a nod to recently retired pitcher Brandon McCarthy, whose stat line was 69 wins and an earned run average of 4.20

I got together with Tina and before I knew it she was in bed with me lighting my blunt as I gave her a Brandon McCarthy

by Sandman September 14, 2018

Brandon Santiago

The weird emo kid at my school who has airpods , supreme , and an iphone x . He also eats a lot of beans

Brandon Santiago is such a beaner.

Joey Novak aka Pablo Escobar sold Brandon a ton of beans.

K Milli said he would spare some beans for Brandon if he put his soundcloud link in his bio.

nobody:
Brandon Santiago
Hey guys do you have any beans?
Me and my family are soo hungry!

by Skyleigh April 23, 2019