Bang Baby

A child born out wedlock f.k.a. known as a lovechild.

Ex: I wouldn't wife her but I'd work a couple bang babies out that behind.

Ex: How old is your son? He ain't mines thats my girls bang baby

Ex: I know ole' girl she got a bang baby for my boy.

Ex: How you gon' ignore me? It's your bang baby too. You best take care of your responsibility boy!

by bringonthetrumpets December 1, 2009

jacket baby

A baby who is being passed off as one man's child, when he/she was actually fathered by another.

Man - "I want to know my child is really mine; I don't want to be stuck with a jacket baby."

by SelfMadeBum December 27, 2009

Shake the Baby

To do somthing accidentally out of frustration or anger.

I know you've all had a long day but stay focused and don't shake the baby.

Wow, man you really shook the baby on that one.

by Deadwaite May 9, 2010

Ice Age Baby

A creepy cgi baby from the movie ice age. He has become a viral meme, and is trying to be stopped by the baby today fans.

Guy#1: you see that baby? That’s Ice Age baby
Guy#2: yeah, the baby today fans are trying to stop the memes.

by Haudi🤠 February 22, 2020

baby

1. Term of endearment, usually used by people having sexual intercourse with one another.

2. Exclamation, usually during sexual intercourse.

3. The direct consequence of sexual intercourse.

1. When my girlfriend started calling my best friend "baby", I knew it was over.

2. Oh baby! Yes!

3. How could something as good as sex have made this baby?

by Al October 12, 2003

Baby Pancake

A baby pancake is when a male ejaculates onto a flat surface, most commonly his partners stomach, his ejaculate would then be spread in a circular manner, dried , peeled off and sometimes put into a photo album, often given heroic names like "Robert Lee" or "nuther' baby that coulda' been"

Girl 1-Hey is that a photo album on your coffee table?
Girl 2-No, it's an album of all the potential children that my trailer trash boyfriend and I coulda had
Girl 1-That's pretty disturbing, but I do indeed suppose that it's a convenient birth control and memorable souvenir all in one.
Girl 2-You betsha!....It's just to bad the eagle (The Government) don't send extra welfare checks for potential children in the form of baby pancakes

by Cody Banks June 30, 2008

titty baby

Someone who takes things too seriously then profusely whines about it to the point of no return. Also another word for someone who sucks their mommies titty.

Stop being such a titty baby Drew aka Mr. Lippy!

by shabam January 20, 2007