Blue Beaver

A womans sexual anxiety emanating from a lackluster sexual experience in which her sub-par partner was unable to bring her to orgasim.

I can't believe it! One minute twentyseven seconds and he's out. What an ass hole! I have the worst case of blue beaver!

by Uniberg April 5, 2011

Cum Belly Beaver

Captain Canada's loyal sidekick. Affectionately known as Gummy. Together, their mission is to suck as many cocks and injest as much cum as possible until they explode in mess of sticky goo.

Captain Canada was sucking Cum Belly Beaver (Gummy's) cock and exploded all over Gummy's cum belly.

by Captain Canada July 22, 2008

spitting beaver

when your fucking a girl doggy style and u shoot off your load onto her back. she then proceeds to turn around and right as she does u take your shaft and smash it into the pile of jiz therefore making it explode everywhere including her face

I felt like bucky the beaver after i gave my girlfriend a spitting beaver

by Christopher Mayhew September 12, 2006

Lithuanian beaver

female version of dutch rutter. Another person controlling a female's masturbatory pace by moving her hand for her.

Although rare and elusive the Lithuanian beaver can be found near bushes of all shapes and sizes.

by Tar-Tar-Pam Productions October 4, 2009

Needle Beaver

Guy with a skinny or thin penis
Can be used as a noun or a verb

Noun: He is such a Needle Beaver!
Verb: I totally Needle Beavered Michelle last night!

by Megan the Incredible February 28, 2008

crackhead beaver shoes

a crackhead who puts old woman pussy hair on his upper lip

steven beamen is a crackhead beaver shoes

by steven beamen April 7, 2005

Justin Beaver

what all old people and people think Justin Beiber's name is, people who have not yet been exposed to such high levels of faggotry.

Grandfather: Whos this little girl singing?
Teenager: Thats justin beiber
Grandfather: Justin Beaver?

by NAHH SUN SIT DOWN August 12, 2012