Blue Beaver

A womans sexual anxiety emanating from a lackluster sexual experience in which her sub-par partner was unable to bring her to orgasim.

I can't believe it! One minute twentyseven seconds and he's out. What an ass hole! I have the worst case of blue beaver!

by Uniberg April 05, 2011

Hand Delivered

Ejaculation caused by stimulating the penis with ones own hand.

The lady wasn’t putting out last night so I hand delivered one myself.

by uniberg March 10, 2011

Shawshank Style

Getting screwed royally, as one would be gang raped in a prison setting.

Dude, that mechanic screwed me shawshank style!

Matt is going to get it shawshank style at the blue oyster bar tonight. Foooo shooowwww.

by uniberg February 23, 2011