Batters Box

A sexual act where the man is on all fours and backs into his partners mouth, he then proceeds to fart in the partners mouth while getting jacked off. The Penis is the bat, the man is the batter and the partners mouth is the on deck circle or batters box.

When you are extremely horny but your stomach hurts, you might want to ask her for the batters box

by The_Final_Truth November 14, 2011

battered pony

The art of having intercourse with someone after they have been smeared with faeces. The most common practice is having intercourse with three particapents, the third smears the one being fucked (ridden - hense the 'pony')with shit (the 'batter'), making sure that they do not notice in the heat of the moment.

Matt Lee: "i sure enjoyed being covered with shit by Josh Harris whilst being pounded up the ass by his mother, i was one heck of a battered pony. "

by george + fred August 29, 2007

Battery acid

A great technique to get rid of acne, use this and instead of acne a deformed face. Win win!

Bro I just rubbed my acne with battery acid and look at me now *moans in pain*

by TheEarthIsACup June 11, 2018

Banter Brackets

Banter brackets are used to label actions and quotations. denotes actions. () denotes quotes. When they are used incorrectly negative banter points will be given.

"Why you Little" (in homer simpson voice)

chair swivels, Lav seen running from cube

by Bryan November 29, 2004

Lady Batter Bobsleigh

A greeting used most commonly by people under the influence of the chronic bionic.

Phil walks into room of people: Lady Batter Bobsleigh and people reply aye!

by Alex and Rob February 18, 2003

Badger Baiter

A shit insult, mainly used by Welsh people.

Hey, I'm Welsh. Your a Badger Baiter

by Library Man May 14, 2018

Bantery

A place you get criticised a lot. School, for example, is a place you would commonly get criticised a lot.

People: You have weird hair.. why do you do that.. what is that thing when you shake your..
Dave: What a bantery.

by Ravencopter February 13, 2010