flumple-dump

A person who's existence is so annoying to you that you must define them by using a word that's as ridiculous as their presence on Earth.

Mr. Brady is such a flumple-dump, his father should have pulled out.

Hey Sergeant Lombard, you're a flumple-dump.

by DesertDog April 20, 2010

prohumpitty dump

reeaally really bigg or fat

my friend josh is so prohumpitty dump

by shmabul January 20, 2010

chudz dump

The worst smelling crap known to man.

Man, did somebody just chudz dump in here?

by chudz junkie November 26, 2009

Auto Dump

When you are in a relationship with someone and they tell you something less than appealing and you dump them on the spot

Marie told Steve that she was pregnant so he auto dumped her

by PDXBengalsfan81 November 27, 2010

dump schedule

what time you take a dump every day. Usually changes every year for some strange reason, but the time you dump is always consistent

Me: ugh, i hate my dump schedule this year, i always have to go at 6:30 AM, and thats when im on the bus.

Friend: that sucks, my dump schedule is right at my lunch break so i have it easy

by palabra up October 16, 2010

hori dump

when ya take a shit so big, it feels like a maori crawled out of ya bum hole

dude: "bro i just took a steamy hori dump"
dude2: "i hope it hurt bro"

by deluka November 6, 2010

umbilical dump

It's when you don't have to take a dump for days, then you visit your parents house, and you MUST take a dump. Even adult children are unaware this is happening but it's definitely umbilically connected. An umbilical dump.

Child: Hey Ma, I feel an umbilical dump coming on.
Ma: Oh shit, I have to clean the skidmarks out of the toilet again?? Another umbilical dump.

by CJMO November 10, 2008