Baby im busy, There is EE4B2B streaming down my pussy!
Barbara- Aged 31 and has 2 kids named bill and jeremy. She lives on 8 bridgewater street In Wigan, Uk. She got married in 2005 to John Awouni who was born on mozambique. They live in a 3 bedroom house and the 2 kids share a room whilst one being a spare. The kids a identical twins and they were born in 2014. They both have skibidi toilet syndrome and i will be placing a 44. magnum bullet direclty into each one of there craniums. Then i will unleash an homeade naplam into there house and watch then burn and turn into soot.
Barbara- Aged 31 and has 2 kids named bill and jeremy. She lives on 8 bridgewater street In Wigan, Uk. She got married in 2005 to John Awouni who was born on mozambique. They live in a 3 bedroom house and the 2 kids share a room whilst one being a spare. The kids a identical twins and they were born in 2014. They both have skibidi toilet syndrome and i will be placing a 44. magnum bullet direclty into each one of there craniums. Then i will unleash an homeade naplam into there house and watch then burn and turn into soot.
by Jacquivous Johnson jr December 9, 2023
Get the story mug.When you are conversing with a group of friends about a meaningful topic and the insecure, needy friend comes in and starts discussing non meaningful and completely unrelated topics as a way to regain the attention of the group.
Friend 1: So I think I might have the Cancer. I'm waiting for my test results to come back.
Friends 2 and 3: OMG, I can't believe this! What ---
Friend 4: Wow. So yeah, I just took a nice big poop. It was so big and steamy. It was pretty much like the best poop ever.
Friend 1: so thanks for the Story Stomp. Guess my shit isn't important.
Friends 2 and 3: OMG, I can't believe this! What ---
Friend 4: Wow. So yeah, I just took a nice big poop. It was so big and steamy. It was pretty much like the best poop ever.
Friend 1: so thanks for the Story Stomp. Guess my shit isn't important.
by Qufad January 25, 2015
Get the Story Stomp mug.A story that contains no purposeful reason for its telling. it yields no enrichment for the listeners, and typically is comical in its lack of importance.
For example, the original bloody nose story of Ainsley stating “I once had a bloody nose at my friends house” and that being the entirety of the story.
by ainsleyb123 December 4, 2021
Get the Bloody Nose Story mug.When someone gives a fancy frilled up story to make themselves seem greater than they are or to simply make conversationor to make themselves seem better than you. Could be identified when you call somebodies bluff as well. More common known as the Derogatory term known as Bullshit. Also, these stories are most commonly given within the brown population {(Iam brown :)} nuff LOVE
Avtarinder: YOYO homie i banged 4 virgin girls this sunday
Me: Really, at your church i thought you said you were at service all day?
Avtarinder: Uh No no, Not alll dayyy, just most of it
Me: Ooo, Nice where they from?
Avtarinder: Uhh Caledon, Milton, Ajax..
Me: You didnt phone me to reach?!?! Also you dont drive your mom drove you to all these places?
Avtarinder: Uh Naw naw.. We got fam functions there homie...
Me: (In my head) Ok brown storiesssss!!!!
Me: Really, at your church i thought you said you were at service all day?
Avtarinder: Uh No no, Not alll dayyy, just most of it
Me: Ooo, Nice where they from?
Avtarinder: Uhh Caledon, Milton, Ajax..
Me: You didnt phone me to reach?!?! Also you dont drive your mom drove you to all these places?
Avtarinder: Uh Naw naw.. We got fam functions there homie...
Me: (In my head) Ok brown storiesssss!!!!
by Lingo357 October 23, 2012
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Get the Seventh Story mug.When someone (usually a parent) tells you a story about how they used to complete a task that is almost exactly like one you have to do when they were your age in order to get you to perform your task the same way. They do not say it is advice - they just tell you the story and leave it at that.
Person 1: I'm doing bad in this class. The homework's so hard.
Person 2: I know, just last night my mom was giving me story advice about her old study methods. It's so annoying when she does that.
Person 2: I know, just last night my mom was giving me story advice about her old study methods. It's so annoying when she does that.
by obamapproved December 3, 2009
Get the story advice mug.So, the Greeks took over Israel and they were like, "YO, COME JOIN OUR RELIGION!" and Judah and his group be like, "You can't make us," and they continued on their Jewish way. The problem is, the Greeks would NOT STOP FREAKIN PESTERING THEM, and Judah was like, "I can't anymore, whaddaya say we fight them!?" And the boys were like, "You know what's up!" The group (called the Maccabees🐝) fought the Greeks as hard as they could. The problem was, the Jews back home barely had enough oil to light the menorah (there were no lightbulbs back then), and they only had enough for one day, and so the Jews were like, "Screw it, we need that light!" and lit the menorah, but when they woke up the menorah was still lit, and they were like, "Huh, that's weird." And the next day the menorah was still lit, and the Jews were like, "Okay, what is happening?" This also happened on the third day, and then the Jews were like, "WTF!?" This continued until the eighth night, which was also when the Maccabees🐝 took back their freedom and their temple (which was also raped by the Greeks), and they were finally able to eat their latkes in peace.
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Person 1: "And that's the Hanukkah story."
Person 2: "Booorrrriiinnggg!"
*Person 1 whacks Person 2 with frying pan*
Person 1: "GET LATKE'D"
Person 2: "Booorrrriiinnggg!"
*Person 1 whacks Person 2 with frying pan*
Person 1: "GET LATKE'D"
by US-IL December 25, 2024
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