wanger

1. A person who wrongly thinks that they are well endowed.
2. Another word for penis

1. Dax is such a wanger
2. He thinks he's got a big wanger

by sly234 April 21, 2006

wanker

a very selfish person

that wanker stold my money!

by Anonymous December 8, 2002

wanker

one who is stupid, puts off doing something with you, angers you for a brief amount of time. Often used by english people and americans who think they're english.

God, Judy is such a wanker, taht's the third time i've called her, and she still won't answer.

Dan is really a wanker, he keep calling me and asking if i want to see interpol next week. Why can't he take a hint. Stupid wanker

by price check please January 23, 2005

Wanger

a person who's only occupation in life is to call me a skag'ed

Ben Gatford

by Rob Thomson February 6, 2004

Wanker

feck OFF U FUCKING ASSHOLE.....A LOSER WHO'S NOT BEEN ABLE TO GET OVER A FUCKING SLUT WHO slept with a fucking moron
THE DUMBASS WHO DRINKS milk on a pot and farts water
and asks girls if he stinks
AND THEN CALLS HIMSELF UNIQUE
THEN SAYS IT'S A "win win situation"
AS IF THAT'LL ADD FUCKING inches to your dick
AS if U really had one
THE DAY U MAKE A DAD WILL BE THE SORRIEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE
BECAUSE then YOU'D KNOW U HAD A SORRY CHILDHOOD AND A fucked up youth

boy 1: hot damn *flap* *flap*

boy 2: wanker!

by The Wanker himself February 16, 2008

blue tick wanker

Someone (particularly a lady) that takes pride in not replying (blue ticking) text.

I texted my crush and got no reply, it turns out she's a blue tick wanker.

by gyred January 3, 2019

wankerific

One who is the masta of wanking and loves to wank

weinAIR is wankerific!

by Captain B October 31, 2003