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by Albanianm March 8, 2011
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Instructions:
1) become extremely fit as a member of your local gym or community center.
2) purchase a salt water tank and octopus-- preferably a Caribbean reef octopus for its lovely indigo hue, but the common Octopus vulgaris will do.
3) *ANIMAL CRUELTY INVOLVED IN THE FOLLOWING STEP* De-tentacle the octopus, and desert the body in the appropriate biohazard container of your choice. Preserve the tentacles in your salt water tank.
4) Read your partner, in the accent of your choice, the most fucked-up of Grimm's Fairy Tales. Excellent choices include Little Red Riding Hood and Hansel & Gretel.
4) For every murmur of horror they admit, slap your partner's genitalia with the tentacles.
5) Repeat until the fairy tales are complete or the tentacles no longer have any live neurons and cannot move on their own.
6) Afterwards, do cartwheels to air out one's vagina! THE VAGINA CARTWHEEL IS NOT COMPLETE WITHOUT THIS PROCESS.
THIS SEXUAL MANEUVER IS ILLEGAL IN THE CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES AND PUERTO RICO.
SATISFACTION GUARANTEED*
(post-traumatic stress disorder a distinct possibility)
Instructions:
1) become extremely fit as a member of your local gym or community center.
2) purchase a salt water tank and octopus-- preferably a Caribbean reef octopus for its lovely indigo hue, but the common Octopus vulgaris will do.
3) *ANIMAL CRUELTY INVOLVED IN THE FOLLOWING STEP* De-tentacle the octopus, and desert the body in the appropriate biohazard container of your choice. Preserve the tentacles in your salt water tank.
4) Read your partner, in the accent of your choice, the most fucked-up of Grimm's Fairy Tales. Excellent choices include Little Red Riding Hood and Hansel & Gretel.
4) For every murmur of horror they admit, slap your partner's genitalia with the tentacles.
5) Repeat until the fairy tales are complete or the tentacles no longer have any live neurons and cannot move on their own.
6) Afterwards, do cartwheels to air out one's vagina! THE VAGINA CARTWHEEL IS NOT COMPLETE WITHOUT THIS PROCESS.
THIS SEXUAL MANEUVER IS ILLEGAL IN THE CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES AND PUERTO RICO.
SATISFACTION GUARANTEED*
(post-traumatic stress disorder a distinct possibility)
"My, what large teeth you have!" *gasp of horror* *slapping noise*
"Hey, I hear Henry F. is super-into Vagina Cartwheels!"
"Hey, I hear Henry F. is super-into Vagina Cartwheels!"
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A woman who uses here femininity to get what she wants out of others in a deceitful manner to suit her own needs, while psychotically and hypocritically accusing others of doing the same. She will lie, cheat, and basically do anything to get leverage on others.
Yo that bitch comes around here unloading her vaginal baggage on everyone because she doesn't want to follow the rules and reality is too overwhelming for her. There isn't a tampon in the world that can hold that amount of vaginal baggage. In other words, bitch needs to go.
by Genna tayleeah May 12, 2013
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(Note: Stupid improvised "editors" who rejected this before should watch "On My Block".)
(Note: Stupid improvised "editors" who rejected this before should watch "On My Block".)
by Sorin Acela February 2, 2019
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Someone who believes that in having been vaccinated they possess a moral high ground, and that the unvaccinated are second-class citizens beneath them.
Someone who believes that in having been vaccinated they possess a moral high ground, and that the unvaccinated are second-class citizens beneath them.
It is only a matter of time until the Vaccinazis call for all unvaccinated, including minorities and persons with health conditions preventing them from receiving vaccines at all, to be thrown into ghettos.
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by Mills Streebeck January 18, 2009
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