m'tarded

Short for "Mega Retarded"

The guy who wrote the definition for "Fucking Bastard" must be record breakingly m'tarded.

by Stone Dog November 5, 2006

E tarded

Being fucked up on ectasy

"Man i was e tarded that night"

by Lilibuggs May 18, 2006

tard

A way to describe the writer for many Urban Dictionary definitions (see number 9 for this word). Usually child of parental tards.

Man 1:Did you see that guy who wrote definition 9?
Man 2:Yeah, what a tard.

by Movie King October 18, 2006

tard cart

2. a broke-down shopping cart with bent wires and/or at least one improperly functioning wheel

"Take this tard cart back and get a better one"

by brett June 5, 2005

go-tard

A fucking retard in a weelchair speeding down a hill.

Go-Tard:"Weeeeeeeeee!!! DUH-HARR
Bystander:"OH SHIT. THE GO-TARD IS GOING THE WRONG WAY DOWN A ONE-WAY STREET!!!

by Shady June 12, 2004

tardapult

A Tardapult is a device used to hurl retards over varying distances by employing miscellaneous spring-like materials such as bungee cords, small trees, etc...

During the intermission at the hockey game they played "Tard Bowling" by loading the Tardapult (a giant bungee cord) and slid a retard on a crazy carpet toward center ice to knock over some oversized bowling pins. This could also have been done by shooting 2 retards from either end of the rink towards center ice but this game would be called "Smash Up Tards"

by The Ringer November 27, 2007

Tard

tahrd

–noun

A. a mentally retarded person.

B. a person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective in some way: a hopeless social retard.
C. more commonly known as a Toby Ford

-god damn it toby you fucking tard. i knew you would be the one to try it with a vaccuum.

-you are such a tard, you might as well even be a keilah..

by skwirly88 May 27, 2011