twat lock

the female equivalent of a "tea bagging"

After a friend passed out drunk after a party one of the girls at the party put him in a twat lock

by Tyler Call January 6, 2007

Twat Shot

While playing beer pong, when you shoot and miss the cup but the ball bounces off of the other player(girl) and goes into the cup.

Brandon made 5 twat shots last night during the tournament.

by Joey Shidagis December 23, 2007

Twat knots

The female equivalent of men's blue balls.

Damn, me and Jay were just gettin' busy when he had to leave. Left me with a horrible case of twat knots.

by latefordinner February 5, 2018

twat pack

this is another term for fanny pack and you can often fill it with cock

melly: i got a new twat pack the other day and some prick filled it with cock

by dave February 21, 2005

Twat Hopper

"Twat Hopper"

A woman who likes to sleep around with other women.

"I can't believe she changed and decided to be a twat hopper."

"Whoa, my friend was telling me about how she had sex with 4 girls in one night. I never knew she was a twat hopper."

by DamnDeXx February 12, 2010

Twat sausage

A conjunction of the slang word 'twat' (essentially meaning vagina) and 'sausage' insofar as a sausage resembles the most prominent part of male genitalia. The combination of the two words implies its function. A twat sausage goes in a twat, and out, and then back out again ad infinitum.

'Oooh - my twat sausage appears to have been stricken with rigor mortis'

by Logistikon December 15, 2011

Twat lapping

Walking around a club on the off chance you bump into a girl that wants your penis

Going to the toilet was an easy excuse for twat lapping

by peter griffin 007 December 9, 2013