Definitions by latefordinner

cross-like 

When someone "likes" your comment on Facebook, writes a response and you feel obligated to "like" his response in return even if it's shite.

I wrote a great piece on Facebook page and some dullard "liked" it but came back with a moronic platitude. But, my Catholic guilt forced me to cross-like his response.

cross-like by latefordinner May 31, 2018

Itchy Clicker-finger

Like trigger-finger, when you click your mouse one too many times in a hurry and end up in some world you didn't even know existed.

Damn, I was just trying to post on Facebook but my itchy clicker-finger sent me to a Bible Study group.

Itchy Clicker-finger by latefordinner May 5, 2018

Twat knots

The female equivalent of men's blue balls.

Damn, me and Jay were just gettin' busy when he had to leave. Left me with a horrible case of twat knots.

Twat knots by latefordinner February 5, 2018

Congraduation 

Short hand for congratulations on your graduation. Used especially often in China.

Wei; I hear you're graduating next week.
Zhou: Yes.
Wei: Congraduations! You did glate job.

Congraduation by latefordinner May 20, 2013