swishful thinking

A gay man having or expressing a desire or hope for a man whom they find attractive to be gay.

John: Nick Offerman is so sexy. I swear one day I'm going to make out with him.

David: John, you can quit your swishful thinking right now. You know he's straight right?

by RUFFDOG June 13, 2016

d-thinking

The day after getting a dick pick looking at it atleast 2-3 times (or more) in one day

Jenny: what happened with that guy last night
Stacey: well after I left the club he sent me a dick pick and I've been "d-thinking" all day
Jenny: oh that good huh?

by UnicornDEFINITION13 May 30, 2016

Face Thinker

A person who makes facial expressions based on what they are thinking about. Usually unaware they do so, or simply don't care.

Johnny: *sneers at nothing in particular.*
Dave: What the hell is up with Johnny's face?
Marc: Oh, he's just a face thinker, don't worry about it.

by Hypok November 6, 2016

dumb thinking

When the logical part of yourself knows that whatever you want to happen isn't going to happen, but you still hope anyway

"I knew that she wasn't coming back, but dumb thinking wouldn't let me stop hoping for a sign"

by NightShade10 February 6, 2017

i think we should have a real dog

Idea for getting a new dog that isn't a stuffed animal

I think we should have a real dog Defined as getting a real dog

by Piiopdgh July 28, 2017

fake think

I dunno ask esme

Isaac you fake think!

by realhastalamuerte May 3, 2018

unicorn thinker

Someone who is sooo positive that actually believes in unicorns.

Friend 1: Today is going to be a good day AF!

You: But, isn't it today that we've got the maths exam you haven't studied of?

Friend 2: Yeah, but I still believe that it's going to be a very good day!

You: *sighs* Oh, Claire, you're a unicorn thinker...

by Hoopamix "the word master" April 6, 2018