Hook line and sink her

The sexual act of tricking your girl into closing her eyes long enough for you to put the hook from your fishing pole through her pussy piercing. Bonus point for yelling, “Fish On” or “This is a big one”.

If she got a pussy piercing, you need to hook line and sink her.

by Jaid3d June 7, 2023

Foul Hook

To unintentionally get laid randomly. Going to a club or party without any intent to bang but just by chance you meet a willing sexual partner.

“ How did you meet your wife? “
“ I foul hooked her at a club a while back. She was at a bachelorette party, I was bar hopping, and we met randomly at the shitter”.

by Shafe98 July 15, 2018

Blowfish On A Hook

The act in which two fingers are "casted out" in two ones mouth while performing oral sex on the vagina and blowing inside, then finished with a forceful thumb up the butt

OMG! JOHN IS SO HOT HE HIT ME WITH THE BLOWFISH ON A HOOK AND I SQUIRTED EVERYWHERE!!!

by THE CHOIR October 30, 2025

assisted bra hook

Unable to hook your bra unaided following an intense upper body workout, requiring assistance until range of motion is improved

Great arms session at the gym today, its going to be an assisted bra hook for the rest of the week.

by fitnut May 16, 2014

Captain Hook

When a niggas dick hooks upward

Mallory: You know that nigga Louden
John: Yea
Mallory: he’s got a Captain Hook
John: no way that shits gay as hell

by malgal3349 November 18, 2019

The Hook

Term of endearment given to 1980s male with curved penis.

Can't wait to shower after the game with The Hook!

by Josh Gordon is flying the plan June 9, 2019

Hooking the Clam

Hooking the clam is a coming of age sex gamepracticed in the working men's clubs of South Yorkshire, it involves around eight 'sturdy young men' and a couple of chubby barmaids, one of the barmaids strips off and is strapped speadeagle to the 'clam table' and is liberally coated from foot to chin in beef lard. The young men strip off and form an orderly queue in front of the second barmaid who is seated and begins to fellate the first in line to the brink of orgasm, he must then fully erect perform a belly slide along the greasy barmaid and attempt to 'hook the clam' by positioning his member inside the barmaids clam and ejaculating on call. A points system is applied to other places of ejaculation, the ankles one point, the knees or thighs two points and to hook the clam five points, if he should overshoot and hit the stomach or breasts foul is called. The winner is paraded around the local village and must take the barmaid on a paid night out.

Albert: "It's clam hooking time at the club tonight Jim"
Jim: "Aye if I was a betting man I'd say our young Mick is going to be hooking the clam"

by IntoxicaSean April 10, 2020