soft cock

lee, a naval chap, used to date my sister

my sisters ex boy friend is a fucking soft cock.

by ollie k August 9, 2004

Soft Cock

A new versatile AussieYank Slang.

When used as noun:
1. 'Soft Cock' means 'got screwed', 'screwed by someone'.
2. 'Soft Cock' also refers to someone who just got screwed in a 'soft' way.

When used as verb:

1. 'Soft Cock' means 'to screw', 'to fuck up'

Example 1 (noun + verb):

As a tourist, Lenard has been 'soft cocked' numerous times by the locals. The locals always seems to 'soft cock' him into getting wrong directions.

He felt like a total 'soft cock'

Example 2 (noun):

Jason likes to 'soft cock' his co-workers

by Someone who got Soft Cocked January 2, 2010

Softball Chicks

Softball chicks consist of mostly manly girls who think they're the shit and that somehow softball is the best sport in the world. Don't let their extreme manliness distract you though, they are notorious bitches. Their signatures are wearing side ponytails all the time, and having the biggest, ugliest sunglasses. The softball chicks usually bitch about normal girls during their practices and if you are a victim to the harassment of a Softball Chick, look out cause she will beat your ass. And win. Remember the're huge. Normally they're only friends with other Softball Chicks who share the love for the pointless sport. They often try to act like normal girls but end up just looking like they're trying too hard.

I really want to go to the party but the scene is going to be all these Softball Chicks

by peacockbitch14 June 18, 2011

San Diego Soft Serve

This is when a man pulls out after having intercourse in someone (the recipient) from behind. As he climaxes he shoots his load on the recipients back and places his mouth below the recipient as that individual stands up and lets the load drip into back into load shooter mouth.

He wasn't sure it would be very tasty but he seem to like it when she fed him a San Diego Soft Serve.

by bigdamo94 September 14, 2008

Baby Cock Soft

When something is so incredibly soft. The softest of soft.

1. Soft as a pillow.
2. Damn soft
3. Soft as an ear lobe
4. Soft as a babies bottom
5. Baby cock soft.

damn that shits as soft as a Babies Cock! its like... Baby Cock Soft

by mrgarin September 7, 2010

softener

1- A substance that is used produce soft water (water with reduced hardness). 2- A device used for the same purpose.

A water softener converts hard water, through ion exchange, into soft water. Soft water is mainly used in closed piping systems, such as heating and air-conditioning systems, to inhibit the formation of scale. Hard water, or simply tap water, is not to be confused with heavy water, which is mainly used in nuclear reactors!

by Farid Yanni June 11, 2006

Soft Shelled Crab Sandwich

When a girl has a yeast infection and you take two slices of bread. put it over her vag and take a bite of the yeast infection. mmmmmmmmhmmm tasty good

fat people soft shelled crab sandwich good looks cook

by Masta Piz April 19, 2009