the suicide bomber 

taking a shit on one's chest and wiping it up with pages of the koran

i used the suicide bomber on that chick at the library.

the suicide bomber by brimon21 October 23, 2007

Vaginal Suicide

The act of a non-virgin female purposely withdrawing from sex.

I haven't gotten laid in so long, I'm committing vaginal suicide.

Vaginal Suicide by Justine H. March 15, 2009

assisted suicide 

When you have your balls played with by another person while you jack off

(her) "I dont want to have sex" (him) "Well how about a little assisted suicide?"

assisted suicide by Travlin September 20, 2010

arkham suicide

a creepy, insane person; who will, without a doubt, skull fuck you.

the victim was found bleeding from the eye socket, he must have encountered arkham suicide.

arkham suicide by arkham suicide February 2, 2008

Oral Suicide 

Just before a male is about to ejactulate, his partner of choice must take a hit of marijuana and then allow the male to explode in his/her mouth, then exhaling the smoke.

Ted gave me the best oral suicide of my life. I was really high!

Oral Suicide by My Def August 31, 2014

phone suicide 

The act of purposefully breaking your phone in order to get a new one.

Johnny heard that the Samsung Galaxy S4 mini was coming out, so he committed phone suicide by throwing his old S3 in the pool.

phone suicide by Mike_Litoris August 1, 2013

Email Suicide 

Falling hopelessly behind in reading your email to the point that you just delete all of it and start over.

8,433 unread emails? Too much stress, time to commit email suicide and start over.

Email Suicide by bobblinghead November 25, 2013