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The Nimble Squirrel

The man lays down on the floor and waits for the woman blindfolded. The woman continuously does backflips while trying to land on the dick. It is a game of weather he will break his dick or get off!
I did The Nimble Squirrel with my wife last night!
by trickytower August 4, 2021
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squirrel trap

When you cum in a girls ass and she lets it dry up in her asshole so when she shits the dry cum comes out with her shit
Me and my girl did anal last night and she did a squirrel trap
by chickenass69lol January 13, 2022
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The Nimble Squirrel

The man lays down on the ground and waits for the woman. The woman continuously does back flips and tries to land on his cock every time. It is a game of weather his dick breaks or if he gets off
I did The Nimble Squirrel with my wife last night!
by trickytower August 4, 2021
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Squirrel Puffin

Squirrel Puffin is when someone Farts into another person's mouth making their cheeks puff up like a squirrel.
I was with my girlfriend performing cunnilingus when she surprised me with a squirrel Puffin, I had sore cheeks for a week.
by IIT41II November 5, 2021
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Squirrel Method

The Squirrel Method is a technique where one takes advantage of the Rigor mortis Phenomenon by killing a squirrel, inerting their penis into said squirrel, and waiting for its muscles to stiffen creating a “personalized squirrel” that fits the users penis perfectly.
Joe: did you use the squirrel method bro?

Bobby: i did it was so tight
by S13Enjoyer January 23, 2025
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squirrel staph

Grabbing one's balls while yelling "SQUIRREL"
I walked up to Tyler and gave him squirrel staph last night!
by PurplePenis99 July 9, 2009
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squirrel

-a bird
-an animal that enjoys nuts
(especially deez nuts)
john: "there's a squirrel up my asshole"
joe: "shut the fuck up whore"
by penisparker_ October 2, 2022
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