Dirt Squirrel

A noodle arm lookin' redneck-gangster, who looks like they haven't showered in about 2 months. Commonly found with a herd of dirt squirrels, standing by their cars in a city hall parking lot.

He is a dirt squirrel.

Dirt Squirrel by kvli December 8, 2020

girl-squirrel 

What da young NASA engineer Mark Rober discovered dat "Phat Gus" was during his "ninja-warrior obstacle course" squirrel-feeder experiment.

After discovering dat "Phat Gus" was "not a dude" (said gray chatterer was so roly-poly --- and had such a prodigious appetite --- due to being FULL OF BABIES, not from overeating), Mark Rober renamed his small furry "girl-squirrel" friend "Phantastic Gus".

girl-squirrel by QuacksO February 24, 2021

Dirt Squirrel

One whose actions end up in either that person did not benefit, they got caught, or they just didn't know how stupid they were for doing it. This therefore would make them as useful as a squirrel in the dirt. Dirt Squirrel.

Also have such traits as: Backstabbing, Ratting, Twitchy, No Morals, Selfish, Stupid in general, lack common sense, and also will do anything to get what they want. They think of no consequence of actions they have done.

"If your so fucking stupid, you might as well be dumber than a dirt squirrel"

Dirt Squirrel by Squirrly Dirty May 10, 2021

ewe squirrel 

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though they always denies it, they are an ewe squirrel

ewe squirrel by willoww33 November 4, 2021

Appalachian squirrel 

Stuffing your nuts in your partners butthole

Billy and I went camping and he gave me an Appalachian squirrel so he could stay warm

Appalachian squirrel by That_guy1980 March 22, 2022

Secret Squirrel Shot 

When someone goes to the bar to order a drink but also orders a shot to take quickly and secretly. Often the person doesn't think other people notice but they do. They order the shot and take it at the bar leaving behind the shot glass evidence that the shot ever occurred.

Have you noticed Eric has been ordering a secret squirrel shot with each beer he gets at the bar?

Secret Squirrel Shot by Alicia Center April 1, 2022

Mexican Squirrel 

Hola, me llamo squirrel.

What the hell is playing the mariachi music?
That Mexican Squirrel over there.

Mexican Squirrel by AITMA Ballz April 25, 2022