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Spalten

Verb, to fuck someone or something in a very rough way
Person A wird heute noch gespalten
by Callela2015 June 5, 2015
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Tween Spastics

The escalating sound produced by a large group of tweens. At first, the sound is a light chatter. Then it grows in intensity and the frequency changes to a squeal. Eventually the incoherent ramblings of these little pricks drowns out all ambient background sound until you get a massive migraine.
After my buddies and I walked out of the movie theater we noticed a large group of tweens waiting around for mommy and daddy to come in their BMWs & Lexus to pick them up. Their tween spastics were so deafening that we started to bleed from our ears.
by Baltimore Beatdown October 24, 2007
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space aids

One of the three basic abilities of the character Malzahar, from the popular MOBA League of Legend. The actual name of the ability is Malefic Vision, but it is mostly referred to as "space aids" due to many of its unique characteristics. Some of the traits of Malefic vision are its status as a DOT(damage over time), its ability to be passed onto another target if its first target dies, and the general unpleasantness for those on the receiving end.
"I could've gotten a pentakill there, except fucking space aids killed be before I could get the last kill"
by Epilogue October 8, 2015
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body spam

Hug from Aunt Zelda at Thanksgiving. "Dude, Aunt Zelda totally just body spammed me!"
by partee April 2, 2005
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Sparta Kick

A kick that is delivered while the kicker yells "This is Sparta" at the kickee, whom then proceeds to fall into a hole or off of some sort of ledge.
Bob: Hey John.
John: What?
Bob: This is Sparta!!
John:Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
Bob: Thats my fifth Sparta Kick today.
by The Antman August 19, 2008
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Gasm Spasm

The vaginal contractions that occur during intense female orgasms. This exerts pressure on the penis causing tremendous pleasure for everyone!
"Ooohh Ahhhh oooooohhhh YESSS"... Now THAT was a HUGE gasm spasm.
by Ian Lawless June 19, 2006
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spaffed

I spaffed when this fit bird gave me head
by Smelting June 1, 2006
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