smash

short for suck my ash

person-1 : yo buddy i saw you last night with your Cathy's friend, right??
person-2 : Yeah we had made one night stand. You know man she's really such a bitch. "The real SMASH hole in the world"
person-1 : ow, it's so awsome.
person-2 : yes guy, we wonna to take it again.

by buddy's chan March 1, 2007

Smash

verb) to fuck.

to have sex hard, and violent.

noun) instant mashed potato.

I'm gonna smash you tonight

We have smash for dinner tonight.

by ChipmunkOnKetamine August 5, 2009

bean smash

a variation of the bean dip where instead of flicking the boob, you press/smush it into the body with the palm of your hand.

Kat: *Bean dips John* HAHAHAHA
John: Bitch! *Bean smashes Kat*
Kat: SEXUAL ABUSE!!!!

by jdisamazing November 25, 2007

Wontan Smash Up

A chinese midget orgy, group sex containing chinese migdets

Dude last night i got wasted and found myself caught up in a wontan smash up those asians know what their doing.

by WontanSU56 March 20, 2010

smash

1. A crush a girl gets on another girl. The smash can be platonic, meaning that the girl wants to be friends with the girl she has a smash on.
2. The girl another girl has a crush on.
(I noticed this word in a Smith College yearbook from the 50's or 60's, so I think it started with the platonic sense.)

I've got a smash on that girl jane in my drawing class! She has the best clothes.

by mfm February 9, 2004

smash

New code word for stealing that you can actually say in stores.

Girl 1:"Shit. That nail polish is $20!"
Girl 2:"Just smash it, silly!"
Girl 1:"No. I'm too scared, I don't want to get caught."
Girl 2:"Fucking pussy. I'll do it."

by Lisamary March 28, 2008

Help Helen Smash

The epitome of garbage normie humor, who’s somehow supppsed to be funny, simply because of a lame, also garbage, Snapchat filter she uses. People who find her funny, honestly shouldn’t be allowed to vote.

Normie:“Hey check out this funny Help Helen Smash video.”

Me, a person with actual brain cells:“You see I’d be inclined to look at it, but unfortunately I’m allergic to comedic intellect below 2nd grade level.”

by startgame_88 October 11, 2018