Smashippy

One who walks the path that is only left destroyed, burned, or otherwise dead. All who stand in a smashippy's wake shall perish. Not only with their souls but only their souls. If you ever come across a smashippy, the only safe haven is a swift jump to the right, move left, and perish. For a smashippy is left-handed, sometimes ambidextrious. If you can decide that a smashipy is your friend, then do not fear the destructive powers of the smashippy, for he is loyal and will not betray his/her companions, even for bacon, which happens to be a smashippy's favorite breakfast, lunch, dinner, or even snack. (That means you, Howard Stringer.)

Chuck Norris. Slim Jim Guy. Al Capone. John Dillenger. Jeremy Spencer. Howard Stringer. All of these are examples of a smashippy.

by The Smashippy March 30, 2011

Smasheroonied

smasheroonied; smashed/drunk on alcohol, but slightly more than usual, and ending in a rather large hangover!

I was smasheroonied last night, I feel dreadful and am in desperate need of some fast food!

by UrbanTiger1471982 June 12, 2011

smashin' ass

Sitting around, doing nothing

Me calling my 81 year old father: "Hey, Dad, whatcha doin'?" My dad: "Smashin' ass."

by HeyLazlo July 11, 2011

Smash Cab

When an automobile used in the TV show Cash Cab hits and/or kills someone.

Did you hear about the guy who was on Smash Cab in Canada the other day?

by MandaWooWoo July 22, 2011

smash rigs

Injecting drugs intravenously via syringe

hey, lets buy heroin and smash rigs behind that dumpster

by agentanon August 20, 2011

smash hank

beat off ,masterbate,self love

after watching that porn video I had to smash hank

by hank the smasher November 4, 2011

Smash Hammered

When someone gets drunk, intoxicated, or inebriated beyond all reasonable need to be that fucked up.

"Man, last night i got so drunk trying to forget about chelsea breaking up with me I ended up hanging upside down from a street lamp."

"Dude, you were smash hammered."

by Simon5025 October 10, 2012