Shmocka

The scientific term for a penis that is extremely small in size. Also a word to be shout out as loudly as possible.

"Damn, this boy got a shmocka!"

by Joemamabeoch May 6, 2021

Shock Content

Any form of media (image, video, GIF) on the Internet designed to disturb, unsettle and traumatize any unfortunate to view. Generally shared by Edgelords.

-Watch this live clip I found, its rlly funny (link)
(Shock Content: Link leads to Ronnie Mcnutt suicide stream)
-wtf how is that funny
-cuz you soft

by BalOrbOvrBob July 11, 2021

Shock Gobble

A thing turkeys do when they suddenly hear the call of another turkey

Guy: *turkey noises*
Turkey: *shock gobble*

by Bruhnham July 23, 2021

Shlocking

Shlocking is the act of putting a lock in a sock and hitting someone with it.

I'm gonna go shlocking wanna come?

by CockShlocker6000 July 27, 2021

SHOCK PerkyOx

A guy whos always rich but is also a player
he sweats at fortnite and wont play anything else
he likes to loudly pretend hes in a hentai anime

Bruh, my teammate SHOCK PerkyOx is so sweaty! its so obvious he only plays fortnite

by Samurott Fax August 7, 2021

Shlock

Shlock ~ shemale cock.

"Holy shit she's got a cock!"
"No bro, it's called shlock and it's colossal"

by Hemuli November 4, 2021

Shock and eww

When you start out cropdrusting a group of people and end up defecating your pants.

I wanted to just fart on them but they got the "shock and eww.'

by PoetikDom August 10, 2021