secretary

one who works in an office/school who gets all the dirty work dumped on him/her. usually female, in 50s most boring , worst job complete opposite of anyone's real ambition probably worse than janitor cause you have to deal with snot nosed kids like the ones from my school

Student: Mr.Smith(teacher), somebody beat me up (tracks blood down hall)
Mr.Smith: Oh, go to Barbara (school secretary)
Barbara: go to your teacher
Student: But he told me to go to you!

by Mimono December 2, 2010

.secretcharls

.secretcharls is a tiktok account owned by Bella! The account has over 40k followers and is the prettiest fanpage account for charli damelio also the owner is super talented and a sweetheart

person 1: Do you follow .secretcharls on tiktok?
person 2: Nope
person 1: Than we cannot be friends anymore

by idkiamreallyprettytho February 27, 2021

telling secrets

Farting

(4 guys riding in a car together)
One in the back seat rolls his window down.
Driver - "Are you telling secrets back there richard?"

by cal daily January 20, 2011

sexretly

sexretly - to have sex on the down low

sentence: yeah me and sarah hang out sometimes... we keep it pretty sexretly though

by pimptress42069 April 29, 2009

seretive

Serious

What just happened? It's seretive.

by Sal Al March 3, 2010

scretching

A superior form of stretching. Should not be mistaken for stretching as the latter is used by those who are not "rad".

Armadillo's don't scretch because of their awesome armor plates.

Stretching is so out...scretching is the newest fad.

by armadillorox June 17, 2008

Secretary of Offense

Position that would replace Secretary of Defense were Jesse Ventura to be President.

Jesse Ventura: I'm not going to have no wimpy Secretary of Defense. *I'm* going to have a Secretary of Offense, in the Department of Kicking Butt.

by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008