Non polite shorts

Shorts but there hardly shorts because they don’t cover the cheeks

Joe- what you wearing

Beatrice- my non polite shorts

Joe- dam! Whole cheeks out

by Hoezlife January 5, 2020

Eat My Shorts

Bart simpson's PG way of saying "Eat My Ass"

"eat my shorts!"

by AugustTheHornyInventor July 24, 2022

Seminal Short Cake

When a short, robust woman is cream pied

Dude! Last night I turned my girl into a seminal short cake.

by Blossom_Shinagains September 21, 2019

Short Person Energy

Someone that while they may not physically be small, project a ‘small’ presence in a room, whether that be through looks, attitude, or actions. - Morgan

Person - “yo, you have short person energy”

Cate - “WHAT NO! I HAVE TALL PERSON ENERGY, I AM A NORMAL GAL, WITH A NORMAL HEIGHT”

Person - “nah.”

Cate - “:,(“

by NotCate...&Iwouldneverb June 9, 2020

Short-Bus Renegade

A mentally handicapped person, often made fun of or mocked by others. popularized by an AIM buddy icon from www.ballericons.com

Whoa, that kid is a short-bus renegade.

by SqUuUeezy June 7, 2003

short man syndrome

The need for a person of small stature to own a large vehicle (an SUV or a truck).

She's definitely suffering from short man syndrome, she's barely 5 feet tall and she's driving a Hummer. Her eyes barely come above the wheel.

by xxlinneaxlovexx March 1, 2009

STRAWBERRY SHORT-FACE

After a guy earns his Red-Wings the girl pulls some of her bloody pubes out and throws them in his face, yelling "Strawberry Short-Face!"

"Yeah so we're 69-ing and she's on her God Damn period! So I gave that slut a Dirty Lifeguard! But while I'm laughing at her, she totally Strawberry Short-Faced me, man!!!"

by 9078675309 October 15, 2008