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secret cow

A mystery creature/thing/sex toy/whatever created by our very own Goacher. IT SECRET MOOS!
Can I have your secret cow?
What is a secret cow?
For the love of god, SECRET MOO!
by Sara Summertime December 9, 2008
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secret blog

A blog or online journal (e.g. Xanga, MySpace...etc) that is kept without the knowledge of one's friends or family; many times the information is untrue to glorify one's life
Today on my secret blog, I'll be a lawyer.
by Flying Moosefeet October 31, 2007
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Secret Fountain

When you're fucking a girl in the Vajaja doggystyle, and you just so happen to take a piss and hold on for dear life.
Dude, I was fucking my girl doggystyle and I gave her the Secret Fountain... Let's just say she's got a urinary tract infection....Woops!!!!!
by robert1120 December 17, 2008
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Secretary of Pleasury

A milf secretary who is a total whore and fucks with her boss. 9 out of ten times the boss is married, and she might have a family of her own too.
On break, i went to hand some papers over to the secretary, and walked out with my dick wet, courtesy of the Secretary of Pleasury
by mickeyd23 March 6, 2011
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secret drawer

A box, drawer, safe, satchel, etc. where somebody's sex items (such as toys, condoms, dirty tissues/toilet paper, and/or lubricants are kept)
The young boy's curious venture turned to one of horror and shock when he discovered his parents' secret drawer in their closet. It took all the effort in the world to keep from throwing up at the sight of the various vibrators, dildos, and lube bottles.
by Mr. DeMille November 13, 2011
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[Secret Service Special]

Agreeing to $800 for sex and then offering $30 after sex
The secret service agent agreed to $800 for sex and then tried to give her the Secret Service Special by offering her $30 in the morning
by 00(-7) October 3, 2012
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Secruelty

A cruel false sense of security.
When it's sunny outside but bitterly cold. When you pass wind thinking you're safe, until it starts showing through your track suit pants. When you are lulled into a false sense of security, but it comes back to bite you in the ass in a cruel way, that's secruelty.
by Freestar November 11, 2013
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