sassy breeze

a fart

My mother blew me a kiss in the form of a sassy breeze. It smelled and came from her butt.

by peepeepilot November 2, 2014

Sasstastical

Having sassily incomprehensible levels of sassy sasstastical sass overloads; usually considered too fantastically sassy for any white person to achieve.

Noun: Sasstastile
Verb: Sasstastically
Adjective: Sasstastical
Synonyms: Sassy, sass
Antonyms: 12vie, white girl, old people

Me: Mum stop trying to be funny! you can never make jokes.
Mum: I made you.
By-passer: I can't even handle how sasstastical you are!

by smeheh January 15, 2015

sassy hippo

A fat black chick with the orgasm, with big tits.

"O my god, I feelin sassy hippo right nao"

by pakyu123 January 27, 2015

Sassitute

A sassy prostitute. (Please also see sass-off or hormonal deficiency)

The man paid for sex fair and square but she was a sassitute so he got more smartass responses from her than he was expecting.

by whatyousdoin April 3, 2015

Sassy Lassie

1. A bitch who sasses everyone.
2. A dog who refuses to eat her food.
3. A tiny penis with big balls

1. She refused to answer the question, what a sassy lassie.
2. Fido won't eat her kibbles she acts sassy lassie.
3. His dick is 3", he go a sassy lassie.

by KidPolarBear2333443 April 17, 2015

Sasscastic

The perfect mix of sassy and sarcastic

My teacher gave me an F so I got real sasscastic and now I have detention

by viirg0 September 21, 2015

Sassive-progressive

In psychology, sassive-progressive behavior is characterized by a persistent intolerance of other individuals who can't take a hint or perhaps they constantly badger and/or annoy you.

Her sassy remark to the store clerk was a sure sign of sassive-progressive behavior. The clerk will no longer comment on her hair bun, that's for damn sure.

by MattyDM October 17, 2015