hashtag retard

Hashtag retard (noun)

1. A generalized disorder characterized by mildly impaired cognitive functioning with respect to common activities, social interaction or simple comprehension.

2. A disparaging term for a person who uses social media and has the appearance of mild cognitive limitations.

(A) You PVR’d that show, so why are you watching the commercials, you hashtag retard?

(B) Being a hashtag, I mistook the word "closure" for "Kosher".

by Mr. Big Dawwwg September 13, 2013

Flame retardant

A safer way to call someone retarded without a teacher knowing. Make sure to put “expired” in front of it to lower suspicion.

Joe: I failed the math test. How was I supposed to know that x is equivalent to 2?
Mike: You expired flame retardant!

by Thebirdman567 November 8, 2019

this is fucking retarded

A phrase said to a close friend when you both are stuck at a job or event together and it's boring as shit

Jon and Jimmy are two benchwarmers who have to attend an extra early morning practice on the weekend.

Jimmy leans closely to Jon during drills and says, "This is fucking Retarded!"

by SuckMyMegatron May 25, 2014

Gay Bitch Fat Retard

When someone is tremendously gay, a bitch, fat, and retarded. Can also be said as GBFR. You can also say this when your being absolutely shit on.

Me: *calling in a car in GTA*
Braden:*kills me*
me: Oh my fucking god, dude, your a gay bitch fat retard.

also

Vincent was being a shithead so I called him a GBFR.

by VoughtCorsair5 April 18, 2020

Rear Jockey

one who prefers to have sexual intercourse in the derriere.

That boy right there is known as a Rear Jockey to the ladies.

by Nate March 8, 2002

reargunner

A homosexual male who likes to fuck his male partner up the arse.

"I didn't know that Rock Hudson was a reargunner!"
"Yep,gay as!"

by Colin T White April 14, 2008

Homeschool Retarded

A person who is socially awkward, doesnt know how to speak with people, wears strange clothing with pictures of cats and or other animals,cant get a decent mate and has long hair that resembles a horse tail.

The Duggar Girls from the TLC show "13 and counting" are very homeschool retarded.

by coolestgirl1989 October 18, 2009